gREETINGS, CHILDREN OF DARKNESS, AND WELCOME OR WELCOME BACK TO THE LAND OF FEAST.  i'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN 2 WEEKS SINCE i ATE A LEAD PAINT CHIP, AND IT'S BEEN OFFICIALLY 3 HOURS SINCE i'VE EATEN A BEAN BURRITO!  YAY FOR ME!!!  yOU KNOW WHAT?  nO? wELL, i'LL TELL YOU.  i STILL HAVEN'T SEEN MY BASEBALL.  i'M STARTING TO THINK IT STOLE A YAGHT AND SAILED TO THE MOON.  tHAT MEAN BASEBALL, HE LEFT ME AND NOW i ARE ALL BY MYSELF.  i MISS THAT BASEBALL.  iT ARE MY BEST FRIEND.  oH YEAH, i ALMOST FORGOT! oH WAIT, i DID FORGET. oH, NO i DIDN'T, i REMEMBERED NOW.  iF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE MY BASEBALL, YOU CAN EMAIL ME AT have_u_seen_feasts_baseball@yahoo.com AND LET ME KNOW.  aLSO,  i ARE OFFERING A REWARD FOR MY BASEBALL TO THE PERSON WHO FINDS MY BASEBALL.   wANNA KNOW WHAT THAT REWARD IS? HUH? DO YA? DO YA?!  wELL, i WILL TELL YOU.   tHE PERSON WHO RETURNS MY BASEBALL WILL GET THEIR VERY OWN SPECIAL HAT AND GLASSES, JUST LIKE MINE! yAY!  wELL, THAT IS ALL FOR NOW.  iT BE NUM NUM EAT EM UP TIME.  bUY BUY!